Saturday, February 14, 2009

Errata

A kind reader, Emma, wrote to admonish us with regard to our provision of live mice at the new Shoppe.  Be assured that the rodent section will be secured and any marauding mice will be water-boarded.  We don't look at it as torture.  Mice actually seem to tolerate it as a benign scolding.

We will, however, be hosting a series of events catering to venomous snakes. Each week we will invite another species to our "open mike" night, where they will be able to sinuously curl around the microphone stand and then pronounce their political views, read from selected works or in many cases rebut unfounded phobias as well as actual hate crimes that have been committed against them, in Biblical proportion.

Thanks again Emma, and a tip o' the hat from your friends at WSB.

Samuel Hankin, Prop.
Wellington Square Bookshop, Established 1635.