Because of Emma's prolific entries, I must perforce respond with my own. Here, I compare and contrast White Teeth, The White Tiger, Storm and Steel and my trusty Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar, along with the newly entered, The Odradek, by Kafka.
Saturday, April 11, 2009
A daunting Task
Because of Emma's prolific entries, I must perforce respond with my own. Here, I compare and contrast White Teeth, The White Tiger, Storm and Steel and my trusty Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar, along with the newly entered, The Odradek, by Kafka.
To Read: The Cares of a Family Man
"At first glance it looks like a flat star-shaped spool for thread, and indeed it does seem to have thread wound upon it; to be sure, they are only old, broken-off bits of thread, knotted and tangled together, of the most varied sorts and colors. But it is not only a spool, for a small wooden crossbar sticks out of the middle of the star, and another small rod is joined to that at a right angle." (I got that from Wikipedia! have you heard of it?)
The story is simply an account of what Odradek looks like, its customs, and its habitat. At the end, the narrator tells us he's worried that Odradek will outlive him.
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar...
Alvin is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above that says "Alvin, sell your business!" He ignores it. The voice goes on for days, saying "Alvin, sell your business for three million dollars!" After weeks of this, he relents and sells his store.
The voice says, "Alvin, go to Las Vegas!"
Alvin asks why.
"Alvin, just take the three million dollars and go to Las Vegas."
Alvin obeys, goes to Las Vegas and visits a casino.
The voice says, "Alvin, go to the blackjack table and put it all down on one hand!"
Alvin hesitates but gives in. He's dealt an eighteen. The dealer has a six showing.
"Alvin, take a card!"
"What? The dealer has..."
"Take a card!"
Alvin tells the dealer to hit him, and gets an ace. Nineteen. He breathes easy.
"Alvin, take another card."
"What?"
"TAKE ANOTHER CARD!"
Alvin asks for another card. It's another ace. He has twenty.
"Alvin, take another card!" the voice commands.
"I have twenty!" Alvin shouts.
"TAKE ANOTHER CARD!" booms the voice.
"Hit me!" Alvin says. He gets another ace. Twenty-one!
And the booming voice says, "Un-fucking-believable!"
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Basil Wolverton's Bible
Basil Wolverton, comic book artist for Mad, made a series of illustrations for the Bible that were just published in book form. The above picture is not from the Bible, but the following are (but they're not in chronological order):
That sword is God's!
Basil Wolverton wrote for a some of the horror comic books that were eventually banned due to concerned parents and politicians and adults. This Basil Wolverton biography says that his genre of horror comics is called the "Spaghetti and Meatballs school of design:" his drawings were horrible/iffic, but, because of an always-present element of the absurd/comic, they were, like spaghetti and meatballs, non-threatening.
The Horrors of it All is a good blog that uploads old horror comics.
How To Clean Anything With Gasoline!
In related news, a Turkish reporter applies blackface in an address to Pres. Obama, apparently to symbolize how George W. Bush "'darkened' the faces" of the Turks: "the anchor hopes Obama will turn things around."
This is still a blog about books and booky things, but I think these stories belong in a story... maybe a picaresque novel??
Buzzfeed via Huffpo
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Fork in the Road
Nancy and Sam recently informed me that Neil Young is a Republican, but I like him, especially after seeing his new album cover. Fork in the Road was available as a full stream for a while on N.Y.'s Myspace page, but I think they took it down because today is the release date! Here are the lyrics to his 9/11 song from Are You Passionate, which should have been suspicious, but who didn't write a little something after 9/11?
Let's Roll
by Neil Young, singer/songwriter
I know I said I love you
I know you know it's true
I've got to put the phone down
And do what we've got to do
One's standing at the aisleway,
Two more at the door
We've got to get inside there
Before they kill some more.
Time is runnin' out
Let's roll.
Time is runnin' out
Let's roll
Let's roll for freedom
Let's roll for love.
We're going after Satan
On the wings of a dove.
Let's roll for justice
Let's roll for truth
Let's not let our children
Grow up fearful in their youth.
Time is runnin' out
Let's roll.
Time is runnin' out
Let's roll.
Time is runnin' out
Let's roll!
Monday, April 6, 2009
Twilight Is Taking Over The World
Ok, so maybe Twilight is taking over the world one tween at a time. The series recently had its debut November of 2008 when the movie "Twilight" hit theatres. The first book was published in 2005 by Stephenie Meyer. If you're into mythical creatures and love stories this might just be the novel for you. I am the youngest person who works at Wellington Square Bookshop and I fell in love with the series. Meyer really has a talent for drawing you into the plot and making you feel like Bella, the main character. No matter what negative things people say about the series it is one you can read over and over again. I encourage everyone to read it, both young and old. I promise you will not put the book down. It has truly inspired young girls all over the world to never settle for anything but the best... GO TWILIGHT!
Memorizing Poetry
Saturday, April 4, 2009
The Autobiography of J. Edgar Hoover
Look, I have something to get off of my chest. I haven't been entirely honest with all of you. There are things about this that you don't want to know. Every time you decide to change things they just stay more the same. In the end all you get for your efforts is coal dust and sheet music. Well I am giving the world notice now that I am shuffling off. This rough beast is heading for the hills and beating a path to God's green acre. Anybody wants to come looking for me, good luck. I wish you and yours the best of the season and remember, if the good Lord's willing and the creeks don't rise, I'll come calling for you next year. And don't hold your breath because I won't be pushing up the ole daisies until I hear from the brethren. They hold a mirror up to my mouth and check to see that all the spit and polish is standing up to Father Time. In the morning you will have forgotten all of this because it's not even on your mind now. Convolutions or not, I want the capsule to be glistening and the tide rushing in. Save the monocle and go for Lasik. I sure am glad I did. Sayonara good buddy and keep the light on in the window. In fact why don't you tie a G.D. yellow ribbon round the old oak tree. And give her an extry twist for me, hegoblin!!!
Friday, April 3, 2009
Destination Moon!
The Life archive on Google (search for any topic or photograph by typing source:life after your search term) has a huge collection of photographs from Destination Moon, the 1950 movie co-written by Robert Heinlein.
I've never read Heinlein, but anyone who writes dystopian novels for juveniles is all right by me.
Here are some more photos from the set:
The actors in the background are midgets to make the set seem bigger!
The Smell of Books and the Kindle
Reading books is just an excuse for smelling books. Now you don't even have to read a book to smell it because of Smell of Books, which offers four varieties of book scents in aerosol: Classic Musty Smell, Crunchy Bacon Scent, Eau You Have Cats, Scent of Sensibility (for ladies), and New Book Smell.
This is another little joke in the time of the Kindle, which many people are saying will replace the book. I think it'll be a while yet: books have been so fetishized for so long that we can't get rid of them abruptly. Also, the varied pricing of books makes them an appealing product to shop for or collect: I can get a copy of Sense and Sensibility for $.25 at a yardsale or $75,000 from a rare book seller.
Nothing
The Oxford University Press puts out a series of books, each called A Very Short Introduction....to....... There are about 200 volumes. Each is the size of a very large cell phone and can easily fit into the back pocket of a pair of jeans. Spacious jacket is also a bookmark. Some of the titles I have read include very short introductions to Buddhism, Galaxies, Quantum Physics, Autism, Modern China, Memory, Chaos(that was a good one), Cosmology, The Crusades and Game Theory, to name a few. I was going to hyper-link all of these but I am too lazy and it is 12:54AM. The books used to cost $9.95, but with the current economic dyspepsia, they are now $11.95.
Thursday, April 2, 2009
G20 Meeting
Pippi Longstocking
Pippi Longstocking's full name is: Pippilotta Delicatessa Windowshade Mackrelmint Ephraimsdaughter Longstocking.
On an almost unrelated note, I was surprised to learn how sheep farmers in Lancashire count. It goes like this in their vernacular: "Yan, tan, tethera, methera, pimp, teezar, leezar, cattera, horna, dik, yandik, tandik, tetherdik, bumpit, yan-a-bumpit, tan-a-bumpit, tethera-bumpit, methera-bumpit, jigot."
via TKWKIWDBI via The Guardian.
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Just finished Paradise by Koji Suzuki, the guy who wrote The Ring Trilogy, on which the movies were based. The story in Paradise spans ten thousand years, and as many miles, linking successive generations in an ethereal quest for love and finality which chases down time as if it were no more than a constraint. I've always thought that time is an illusion promulgated by mankind in order to make sure that everything doesn't happen all at once.
This is Suzuki's first novel, but it was only translated into English this year. While kind of pulpy, it does hold your interest sufficiently so that it can be read at one sitting, or lying (laying?) as in my case.
The book itself is presented as a type of trilogy, with the first portion being set in the distant past, the second in the 1800s and the third in 1990. Be on the lookout for the red deer whose forelegs are outstretched toward the sun. Basically the moral is that "love abides".
Also the land bridge between Siberia and Alaska is open for business which figures quite prominently, and if true would hold great promise for the election of Sarah Palin in 2012, in which case this blog will be written from Fiji.
Biggles Works it Out
I just received an email from Abe Books promoting a series of books about a pilot named Biggles: from what I can tell, the promotion is for April Fool's Day, but the books look real and hilarious! I looked him up on Wikipedia suspecting that there must be some racism, and sure enough, although Biggles tries to be decent to all men, he does encounter some stereotypical savages. Some of my favorite titles:
The Camels are Coming
Biggles Defies the Swastika
Biggles Presses On
Unfortunately, Biggles never meets Mr. Tutt, another manly character from a series of books written for decent lawyers who enjoy a good novel.