Saturday, April 11, 2009

A daunting Task






Because of Emma's prolific entries, I must perforce respond with my own. Here, I compare and contrast White Teeth, The White Tiger, Storm and Steel and my trusty Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar, along with the newly entered, The Odradek, by Kafka.

Ok here's the deal. White Teeth deals with the post-war lives of two very boring compatriots, Damad Iqbal and Archie Jones.
A long kept secret between the two unwitting "brothers" yields a denouement which turns one protagonist into a hero, who for all his life was at the bottom of the heap, the end of his rope and nothing more than a cipher in the immensity of the universe. Actually less than a cypher.

The White Tiger concerns a man who sacrifices his moral code for the embrace of another. Dealing with the dichotomy of the choices he makes, in modern India, is a difficult task for the reader and one which delves into the dilemma within which modern man finds himself.

That is, what is essence, and does it require an interior moral code to make that essence viable. Plato and the Playtpus... provides us some insight in another joke: "A man wins $100,000 in Las Vegas and, not wanting anyone to know about it, he takes it home and buries it in his backyard. The next morning he goes out back and finds only an empty hole. He sees footprints leading to the house next door, which belongs to a deaf-mute, so he asks the professor down the street, who knows sign language, to help him confront his neighbor. The man takes his pistol, and he and the professor knock on the neighbor's door. When the neighbor answers, the man waves the pistol at him and says to the professor, 'You tell this guy that if he doesn't give me back my $100,000, I'm going to kill him right now!'

The professor conveys the message to the neighbor, who responds that he hid the money in his own backyard under the cherry tree. The professor turns to the man and says, 'He refuses to tell you. He says he'd rather die first.'

In The Odradek Kafka creates an artificial world and populates it with an annoying creature. The moral dilemma faced is born of angst. Will the creature outlive the protagonist, and if so, what is the point? The Odradek seems to have no purpose in this life (no essence), while Kafka's protagonist faces all the cares of any moral man, the albatrosses of modern life; work, family and cares. It's just not fair.

Another joke: A seeker has heard that the wisest guru in all of India, lives atop India's highest mountain. So the seeker treks all over hill and Delhi until he reaches the fabled mountain. It's incredibly steep, and more than once he slips and falls. By the time he reaches the top, he is full of cuts and bruises, but there is the guru.
"Oh wise guru", the seeker says, "I have come to you to ask what the secret of life is."
"Ah, yes, the secret of life," the guru says. "The secret of life is a teacup."
"A teacup? I came all the way up here to find the meaning of life, and you tell me it is a teacup!"
The guru shrugs. "So maybe it isn't a teacup."

The last work, in this tortured bit of logic (blog entry) is Ernst Junger's Storm of Steel, arguably the best book ever written about war, at least WWI. Here, the soldier portrayed has simply set aside his moral code for one which suits his context. He is a good man, who enjoys tremendously the culture of war, but at the same time, admires his enemy and provides him solace when he is confronted with pain. This does not preclude him from killing that man, if the context changes.

So in conclusion, things are not as they seem, moral codes can change on the toss of a dime, Machiavellian ethics is conditional and war (of some kind) is the crucible within which all of these concepts are stirred together, boding either well or not with regard to civilization and our continued existence. Lastly, none of it really means a damn thing anyway.

To Read: The Cares of a Family Man

I haven't read this story, by Franz Kafka, but my friend was just telling me about it and it sounds very unsettling. A man describes, in detail, a star-shaped spool creature named Odradek that lives in hallways and attics:

"At first glance it looks like a flat star-shaped spool for thread, and indeed it does seem to have thread wound upon it; to be sure, they are only old, broken-off bits of thread, knotted and tangled together, of the most varied sorts and colors. But it is not only a spool, for a small wooden crossbar sticks out of the middle of the star, and another small rod is joined to that at a right angle." (I got that from Wikipedia! have you heard of it?)

The story is simply an account of what Odradek looks like, its customs, and its habitat. At the end, the narrator tells us he's worried that Odradek will outlive him.

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Thursday, April 9, 2009

Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar...

Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar, by Thomas Cathcart and Daniel Klein, is an hilarious introduction to philosophy utilizing jokes to explicate what would otherwise be difficult metaphysical concepts and deep thoughts. Example of a joke:



Alvin is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above that says "Alvin, sell your business!" He ignores it. The voice goes on for days, saying "Alvin, sell your business for three million dollars!" After weeks of this, he relents and sells his store.

The voice says, "Alvin, go to Las Vegas!"

Alvin asks why.

"Alvin, just take the three million dollars and go to Las Vegas."

Alvin obeys, goes to Las Vegas and visits a casino.

The voice says, "Alvin, go to the blackjack table and put it all down on one hand!"

Alvin hesitates but gives in. He's dealt an eighteen. The dealer has a six showing.

"Alvin, take a card!"

"What? The dealer has..."

"Take a card!"

Alvin tells the dealer to hit him, and gets an ace. Nineteen. He breathes easy.

"Alvin, take another card."

"What?"

"TAKE ANOTHER CARD!"

Alvin asks for another card. It's another ace. He has twenty.

"Alvin, take another card!" the voice commands.

"I have twenty!" Alvin shouts.

"TAKE ANOTHER CARD!" booms the voice.

"Hit me!" Alvin says. He gets another ace. Twenty-one!

And the booming voice says, "Un-fucking-believable!"





Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Basil Wolverton's Bible


Basil Wolverton, comic book artist for Mad, made a series of illustrations for the Bible that were just published in book form. The above picture is not from the Bible, but the following are (but they're not in chronological order):

That sword is God's!

Basil Wolverton wrote for a some of the horror comic books that were eventually banned due to concerned parents and politicians and adults. This Basil Wolverton biography says that his genre of horror comics is called the "Spaghetti and Meatballs school of design:" his drawings were horrible/iffic, but, because of an always-present element of the absurd/comic, they were, like spaghetti and meatballs, non-threatening.
The Horrors of it All is a good blog that uploads old horror comics.

How To Clean Anything With Gasoline!

From the Huffington Post, a man decides to clean his house with gasoline and absent-mindedly tosses his cigarette onto a pile of gasoline-soaked cushions. Then, instead of calling 911, he yells "fire!" a couple of times and walks to the police department.

In related news, a Turkish reporter applies blackface in an address to Pres. Obama, apparently to symbolize how George W. Bush "'darkened' the faces" of the Turks: "the anchor hopes Obama will turn things around."



This is still a blog about books and booky things, but I think these stories belong in a story... maybe a picaresque novel??

Buzzfeed via Huffpo

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Fork in the Road


Nancy and Sam recently informed me that Neil Young is a Republican, but I like him, especially after seeing his new album cover. Fork in the Road was available as a full stream for a while on N.Y.'s Myspace page, but I think they took it down because today is the release date! Here are the lyrics to his 9/11 song from Are You Passionate, which should have been suspicious, but who didn't write a little something after 9/11?

Let's Roll
by Neil Young, singer/songwriter

I know I said I love you
I know you know it's true
I've got to put the phone down
And do what we've got to do

One's standing at the aisleway,
Two more at the door
We've got to get inside there
Before they kill some more.

Time is runnin' out
Let's roll.
Time is runnin' out
Let's roll

Let's roll for freedom
Let's roll for love.
We're going after Satan
On the wings of a dove.
Let's roll for justice
Let's roll for truth
Let's not let our children
Grow up fearful in their youth.

Time is runnin' out
Let's roll.
Time is runnin' out
Let's roll.

Time is runnin' out
Let's roll!

Monday, April 6, 2009

Twilight Is Taking Over The World


Ok, so maybe Twilight is taking over the world one tween at a time. The series recently had its debut November of 2008 when the movie "Twilight" hit theatres. The first book was published in 2005 by Stephenie Meyer. If you're into mythical creatures and love stories this might just be the novel for you. I am the youngest person who works at Wellington Square Bookshop and I fell in love with the series. Meyer really has a talent for drawing you into the plot and making you feel like Bella, the main character. No matter what negative things people say about the series it is one you can read over and over again. I encourage everyone to read it, both young and old. I promise you will not put the book down. It has truly inspired young girls all over the world to never settle for anything but the best... GO TWILIGHT!

Memorizing Poetry

Memorization used to be a huge part of literary education, but now it's a bad word. Jim Holt says it's pleasureful to memorize poetry and recommends it instead of an iPod: "in the end I’ll be the possessor of a nice big piece of poetical real estate, one that I will always be able to revisit and roam about in." But he also says it's not intellectually worthwhile and that people don't like you to recite your poems: "Nor, as I have found, will memorizing poetry make you more popular. Rather the reverse."

Saturday, April 4, 2009

The Autobiography of J. Edgar Hoover


Look, I have something to get off of my chest.  I haven't been entirely honest with all of you.  There are things about this that you don't want to know.  Every time you decide to change things they just stay more the same.  In the end all you get for your efforts is coal dust and sheet music.  Well I am giving the world notice now that I am shuffling off.  This rough beast is heading for the hills and beating a path to God's green acre.  Anybody wants to come looking for me, good luck.  I wish you and yours the best of the season and remember, if the good Lord's willing and the creeks don't rise, I'll come calling for you next year.  And don't hold your breath because I won't be pushing up the ole daisies until I hear from the brethren.  They hold a mirror up to my mouth and check to see that all the spit and polish  is standing up to Father Time.  In the morning you will have forgotten all of this because it's not even on your mind now.  Convolutions or not, I want the capsule to be glistening and the tide rushing in.  Save the monocle and go for Lasik.  I sure am glad I did.  Sayonara good buddy and keep the light on in the window.  In fact why don't you tie a G.D. yellow ribbon round the old oak tree.  And give her an extry twist for me, hegoblin!!!

Friday, April 3, 2009

Destination Moon!



The Life archive on Google (search for any topic or photograph by typing source:life after your search term) has a huge collection of photographs from Destination Moon, the 1950 movie co-written by Robert Heinlein.

I've never read Heinlein, but anyone who writes dystopian novels for juveniles is all right by me.

Here are some more photos from the set:




The actors in the background are midgets to make the set seem bigger!

The Smell of Books and the Kindle


Reading books is just an excuse for smelling books. Now you don't even have to read a book to smell it because of Smell of Books, which offers four varieties of book scents in aerosol: Classic Musty Smell, Crunchy Bacon Scent, Eau You Have Cats, Scent of Sensibility (for ladies), and New Book Smell.

This is another little joke in the time of the Kindle, which many people are saying will replace the book. I think it'll be a while yet: books have been so fetishized for so long that we can't get rid of them abruptly. Also, the varied pricing of books makes them an appealing product to shop for or collect: I can get a copy of Sense and Sensibility for $.25 at a yardsale or $75,000 from a rare book seller.

Nothing


The Oxford University Press puts out a series of books, each called A Very Short Introduction....to.......  There are about 200 volumes.  Each is the size of a very large cell phone and can easily fit into the back pocket of a pair of jeans.  Spacious jacket is also a bookmark.  Some of the titles I have read include very short introductions to Buddhism, Galaxies, Quantum Physics, Autism, Modern China, Memory, Chaos(that was a good one), Cosmology, The Crusades and Game Theory, to name a few.  I was going to hyper-link all of these but I am too lazy and it is 12:54AM.  The books used to cost $9.95, but with the current economic dyspepsia, they are now $11.95.

Here's the weird thing.  I just bought A Very Short Introduction to Nothing, and it immediately disappeared.  No kidding!  So the question is, was that what was supposed to happen, or should I keep looking, or should I just ask for my money back.  But then I wouldn't get Nothing.  But I might find Nothing too.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

G20 Meeting

Watching the coverage of the G20 meeting brought to mind the book Freddy and Fredericka by Mark Helprin. The story revolves around Freddy and Frederika, the Prince and Princess of  Wales, and their quest to reclaim America for Great Britain. Now Freddy is middle aged with big ears and Frederika is beautiful and a ditz. Not hard guessing who the characters are based on. Much of the book is laugh out loud funny, and a welcome relief from the real world. What is concerning is that comparing the events in the book to what is  currently happening in London, the events in the book make more sense.

Pippi Longstocking


Pippi Longstocking's full name is: Pippilotta Delicatessa Windowshade Mackrelmint Ephraimsdaughter Longstocking.

On an almost unrelated note, I was surprised to learn how sheep farmers in Lancashire count. It goes like this in their vernacular: "Yan, tan, tethera, methera, pimp, teezar, leezar, cattera, horna, dik, yandik, tandik, tetherdik, bumpit, yan-a-bumpit, tan-a-bumpit, tethera-bumpit, methera-bumpit, jigot."

via TKWKIWDBI via The Guardian.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009





Just finished Paradise by Koji Suzuki, the guy who wrote The Ring Trilogy, on which the movies were based. The story in Paradise spans ten thousand years, and as many miles, linking successive generations in an ethereal quest for love and finality which chases down time as if it were no more than a constraint. I've always thought that time is an illusion promulgated by mankind in order to make sure that everything doesn't happen all at once.

This is Suzuki's first novel, but it was only translated into English this year. While kind of pulpy, it does hold your interest sufficiently so that it can be read at one sitting, or lying (laying?) as in my case.

The book itself is presented as a type of trilogy, with the first portion being set in the distant past, the second in the 1800s and the third in 1990. Be on the lookout for the red deer whose forelegs are outstretched toward the sun. Basically the moral is that "love abides".

Also the land bridge between Siberia and Alaska is open for business which figures quite prominently, and if true would hold great promise for the election of Sarah Palin in 2012, in which case this blog will be written from Fiji.

Biggles Works it Out


I just received an email from Abe Books promoting a series of books about a pilot named Biggles: from what I can tell, the promotion is for April Fool's Day, but the books look real and hilarious! I looked him up on Wikipedia suspecting that there must be some racism, and sure enough, although Biggles tries to be decent to all men, he does encounter some stereotypical savages. Some of my favorite titles:
The Camels are Coming
Biggles Defies the Swastika
Biggles Presses On

Unfortunately, Biggles never meets Mr. Tutt, another manly character from a series of books written for decent lawyers who enjoy a good novel.